Shit Men Say Issue 17

  1. ” Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!”
  2. “Just please never do this to my head; “
  3. “Sexy fat chicks = pure heaven”
  4. “One leg..” —WTF?
  5. “Are you a 25 point lead? Because I want to blow you!”
  6. “A-B-C-D-E-F-G R-U-D-T-F with me?”
  7. “Im horney can you help?” –I sent him a YouTube video of a grandma lecturing about sex.
  8. “Want to hook up tonight and have some fun together?”
  9. “Hello beautiful how are you doing today sweetheart? I am Richard and I’m kindhearted loving caring honest faithful understanding and trustworthy man that is seeking a very beautiful lady like you for friendship and more do you mind us chatting and getting to know each other better” —-you ever heard of punctuation, Richard?
  10. “Hey how is it going?Have you slapped any white supremacists lately?”–well no, but I wish I had.

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