- I used to drive a ford f150 (the best pick up line in the world)
- I know milk is good for the body, but girl, how much have you been drinking?
- Hey does your ass hurt? Figured you landed on it when you fell from heaven lol
- Girl, you must be a University of Phoenix degree because I’m interested in pursuing you online in my spare time.
- I’m looking for someone to play with.
- I received multiple bottles of red wine for my birthday and don’t have anybody to drink them with. I want to watch movies, eat nachos and drink wine.
- would you be interested in meeting up for consensual vaginal and/or oral intercourse?
- Do you have an athletic one in you??? Want one?
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Oh, and
Are you less than 90 degrees? Because you’re a cute
- i have my own sign in the yard that tells me neighbors of my ex meagan and her law
